So quick question: Is my name bad enough that I need a Mexican pseudo name? If so, what do you sympathetic readers suggest? Let me know; this is a chance to be anyone I want to be! My life will be rebirthed!... Literally. Well, i hope not. I could be Waldo, Stanley, Pam, Angela or, or even Dwight! Oh, this is sorta cool. It's like I'm in the Secret Service or something! Or should I just stay Inge Hooker? Hmmm. Oh the quandary!