Greek Myth #14

I think I must be confused or flighty or both..Yes, both, that must be it.. I think it's from all the Kimchi, lack of sun and the serious deprivation of cilantro, good Mexican food and pink delicious, buttery salmon. Why do I think I am I going through a mental breakdown? Well you know how I said before that I should have been born in the 1800s or the 1980s?  Yesterday at about 6:32 am, I changed my mind. I decided that maybe I was meant for the ancient times of the Greeks. Yes, I thought so.. I was very convinced,  so much so that while the sun was rising, I went outside in my PJs to scavenger for vines and low hanging grapes.. I wasn't too successful, lets just say a little vicious dog wasn't too keen on my trespassing into his vineyard at that hour.,... ::... I wasn't planning on stealing or anything. just borrowing, jeez!.::But I have better hope for my next borrowing escaped. I feel as though if I can fool the dog into thinking that I'm a legit Greek, he'll let me feast on ...eh borrow... his grapes.... Here's my plan....I'm considering donning a toga, learning to play the harp, and then serenading Mr. Vicious Grape dog to all the best Hercules Disney movie songs.....He will for sure be fooled! Which brings me to my next question, does anyone have a white sheet I can borrow?  Self-Portrait # 14 sans the grapes... Next time though! Watch out I'll have the doggie fetching me those grapes ^^